The Crab and His Son

A LOGICAL Crab said to his Son, "Why do you not walk straight
forward? Your sidelong gait is singularly ungraceful."

"Why don't you walk straight forward yourself," said the Son.

"Erring youth," replied the Logical Crab, "you are introducing new
and irrelevant matter."

-THE END-
Ambrose Bierce's short story: The Crab and His Son

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